The I Hate Gollum Topic!
post all the things you've ever wanted to say to Gollum here. Especially insults and stuff like that. The object of this thread is to diss Gollum the best you can without going over the PG-13 limit. You can comment on other posts if you wish too. I'll start with 'Gollum's so ugly he looks good!' it ain't my best but I usually save my better material for later on... I have something in mind for this thread so don't ignore it.

WOW! This thread was custom-made for me!!!
You have definitely hit on a subject I will be glad to participate in, HM. I was thinking the whole time I was watching The Two Towers how repulsive, annoying and despicable Gollum was in each and every scene he was part of!!! I couldn't bare his VOICE the whole time, not to mention how EVIL he was towards Sam. GRRRRR!!! And need I mention the way he disgustingly ate the raw fish and rabbit... Blah!

Gollum, your social life is so bad you have to call a stupid ring your precious...sicko.

What? I love Gollum, without him, LOTR just wouldn't have been LOTR. But Gollum, bad boy!

Lyle: Gollum is so pathetic he has to rely on split-personality in order to be happy. Kyle: Thou shalt not speak ill of thy brother, Lyle!

ummm....okaaaay. well this one is kinda different but whatever... Smeagol is so stupid he goes along with whatever Gollum says.

Gollum is so hideously ugly, he has a face not even his MOTHER could love!!!

Gollum eats rabbits...enough said.

Gollum STOLE the ring from his friend. So really he should have never had it. If that other guy would have just ran away instead of fighting Smeogol for the ring, then who knows what might have happened!

I hate Gollum because he literally takes advantage of himself! Re...tar...ded.

I hate Gollum becose uv 'is Bri'ish oxent! Just kiddin. Just -*test*-('")in out what it would look like in text...not impressive. I hate Gollum because he's just a plain loser. Didn't he ever have any friends? :?